I'm such a shitty updater. But I really have nothing to say because I've forsaken sleep and spend all my hours in the library, where a giant statue of a centaur choking a naked man stares down at me for hours on end. I really don't know why this statue exists, but it's very inspiring! I spend my zombie-esque waking hours making little puppets out of grapes and my meager sleeping hours dreaming about smoking pot in the library (I don't even smoke!) and eloping with faceless people. I just want the pain to end! Sometimes, in sheer desperation, I stuff myself with chocolate-covered espresso beans and watch my hands start to shake uncontrollably.